[Editor’s note: This is my very first guest post EVAR! Woohoo!! A special thanks to Goldfish for agreeing to it, despite the fact that she did so at blaster point.]
Hello, my name is Goldfish. I’m usually found at a blog called Fish Of Gold. I seem to be a little lost.
Once upon a time, I held a Mad Lib Contest. A complete stranger named Twindaddy answered and won.
The prize was a guest post spot on my blog or I would guest on the winner’s blog. Winner’s choice. Twindaddy didn’t choose his prize so I chastised him openly for it.
Then, I decided to just make him a prize since he wouldn’t choose. I drew a picture of him in his Star Wars regalia being cute:
Who wouldn’t want that? A customized, original, signed work of fine art was not enough. Still the Twindaddy would not be appeased. No, he perverted the rules of the contest. He insisted, at blaster-point I might add, that I guest post on his blog if he guested on mine.
I drew him a picture and I didn’t even take advantage of it. Being the nice person that I am, I didn’t do anything untoward with his likeness, like this…
…when I very easily could have.
So, here I am a stranger in a foreign land full of Stuph. There’s a lot of Stuph in here. Most of it is pictures of Stormtroopers giving us the bird, incitements to violence and threats that not voting for him would be a very bad idea indeed.
I haven’t known Twindaddy very long. He is still mainly a stranger to me, and the more I know him, the stranger he gets. This is pretty much the sum of my Twindaddy knowledge:
Fact A: He’s a stormtrooper.
Fact B: He’s a Star Wars nerd.
Fact C: He doesn’t mind my potty mouth.
Fact D: He’s the father of twins (Baby A and Baby B) and has picked up a spare (Baby C).
Fact E: We were both born in Detroit.
Fact F: He’s funny and he has a similarly twisted sense of humor to mine.
I immediately liked his blog. Anyone who could conceive of the sentence, “Reluctant to pay the excrement to a nipple clamp, wearing hairy chastity belts no less, the Captain held the nose hair in his skid mark for longer than necessary.” can’t be all bad, right?
Twindaddy, thanks for stopping by my blog on that fateful day last year and leaving a comment. You started out making me laugh and you’ve made me giggle ever so slightly to myself ever since. High praise indeed.
Great post Goldie and Twinn well he’s alright,,if you like stormtroopers that is 😉
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That’s not the kind of glowing endorsement I would expect from my Canadian campaign manager. We shall discuss this later in private.
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Maybe i’m poutining?? (canadian for pms??),,Either way i’m not apologizing,,bf says I do that too much,,,so I”M NOT SORRY!,,lol
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Wrong. You ARE sorry. Kneel before Zod!! Or something.
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Thank you. I don’t think we have much choice but to like stormtroopers. He does have two big guns. 😉
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Wow! You really hit the nail on the head, especially with that visual image that you were nice enough not to use, but share with the world….it’s just perfect!
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Tops, I thought we were buds. That hurts. It cut deep.
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Real men (and Storm Troopers) wear aprons, it’s common knowledge amongst us women folk. Hint: Seeing my husband clean the bathroom is foreplay.
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Um…hopehully you let him wash up before sexy time because yuck.
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I would never use an image as embarrassing as that. Twinddady is very lucky that I’m so nice.
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Great article! I’m digging the second Storm Trooper pic myself. Yeah, Twindaddy is one strange individual.
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The second picture actually could have been worse. I showed great restraint. 🙂
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I bet. You should never hold back 😉
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Just remember when you say that that we have much in common.
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Too true.
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Fish of Gold, I’ve known TwinDaddy as a blogging buddy for quite some time now. He only gets stranger with time!
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Good to know.
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I heart you, Elyse.
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I’m just trying to get you to agree that I am always right and adopt all my opinions as your own. Then I will believe you are true.
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Um…then I’d be a drone. I march to the beat of my OWN drum, not anyone else. Besides, my drum sounds much better than yours. 😉
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Ummmm, TwinDaddy? Drones don’t march — they fly.
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Not THOSE kind of drones…
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But they are the ones coming for your guns-I-mean-blasters. They are the ones you need to be worried about. Very worried.
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Let them come. I have a surprise waiting for them FORCE LIGHTNING!!! Mwahahahahahaha!
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Their commanders have a Death Star.
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Their technological terror is insignificant, next to the power of the force.
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But you being a mere storm trooper are not a Jedi. I can’t believe I had to tell you that, TwinDaddy. The force is not with you.
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But its with my superiors. And they find your lack of faith disturbing.
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That’s cause I saw all the movies. The Dark side of the force loses. I am all seeing.
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The dark side only loses in one trilogy. You don’t know which one we’re in.
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We’re in the Successful Trilogy.
SNAP!
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Well, monetarily,they were both successful.
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That’s only because of inflation.
One was good; one wasn’t. I win.
Until next time ….
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Keep telling yourself that. Whatever makes you feel good.
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Great post, Goldfish! Not only did you make Twindaddy super cute, but you put him in a skirt! 😀
Sexy Storm Trooper, you look make that skirt look goooood
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Well, it could be a very manly, pink, polka dot kilt. 🙂
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I make everything look good.
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Reblogged this on Fish Of Gold and commented:
The remarkably tolerant Twindaddy actually posted my guest post where I might have visually poked him with a stick were I the type of person to do that type of thing.
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Uh, why WOULDN’T I post it?
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Hehe. Here he lets you get away with putting him in a skirt. He seems me with the skirt and automatically thinks I’m making fun of him.
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You didn’t happen to notice that I said that she shall rue that? Obviously you didn’t read the entire post.
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Oh I read it. But you still said I would rue it. I’m waiting. 😛
Besides, I’m writing an adventure for you. Mummy gets really into what he’s doing.
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Okay. I’ll wait to make you rue it until AFTER the adventure is complete.
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Ok. I thought you’d like to see what Mummy and I did. Well on one of the adventures.
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Of course.
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Good. I’ll email it over when I am done.
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No need. I’ll send you an invite.
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Ok.
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Twindaddy is a ball buster who likes to live on the fringe. Prizes? FORGET IT. He’s too cool for that.
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Unless the prize involves a hand-written note with a Nicholas Cage movie from a long-dead Pizza Hutt promotion, you’re right.
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DAMN STRAIGHT
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Hope you don’t mind me saying it, Twindaddy’s got legs for skirts!
Great post Goldie!
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I do have some sweet legs, but it’s a kilt, not a skirt.
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Lol FOG. When you did the madlibs contest I was scrolling. Twindaddy’s entry made me stop dead bc I somehow knew/felt it was his. still dying at reluctant to pay excrement to a nipple clamp. Classic. Not strange at all.
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I’m always reluctant to depart with my excrement. Especially for a nipple clamp.
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The second image is my favorite!! 😀
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🙂
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