Baby Cornholio

My current life circumstances are as follows:

  1. I live with my in-laws.
  2. They only allow the twins over to the house every other weekend.  On Mondays and Wednesdays I have to find something else to do with them so we normally end up going out to eat and spending the rest of the night at my mom's house.
  3. My wife is working second shift now, so I have Baby C, too.
All caught up?  Good.  We'll carry on.

Tonight we ate at Golden Corral.  For those of you not familiar, it is a buffet steakhouse, similar to Ryan’s.  Their desert bar includes a chocolate fountain.

Baby C loves chocolate covered strawberries.  So tonight, he got some.  Roughly eight of them.  And that’s when it happened.

He started clenching his fists and shaking them.  He began violently shaking his head.  He started yelling incoherent things like, “Ching. Chong. Chang.” He was uncontrollably kicking his feet.

Yes, Baby C was in the midst of a sugar high.  And in this case, the “c” stood for Cornholio.

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42 Comments on Baby Cornholio

  1. Sorry? I was laughing my ass off!


  2. Now I’m going to have “I am Cornholio” in my head all night….thanks for that….lol.


  3. Do you have t.p. for my bunghole? IRONICALLY, I was going to make two of my tag blog questions as follows:
    1) Are you Senor Conholio?
    2) Do you have TP for my bunghole

    But I changed my mind at the last minute… dang!


  4. Didn’t they help host the MTV Awards one year, Beavis and Butthead? Not the worst men to try to be like.


  5. You have NO idea how this made me laugh. Thanks for perfect timing.


  6. L.A., in my 20’s, Beavis and Butt-head on the big screen. Life was good. Cornholio was great.


  7. Haha! I need TP for my bunghole!
    Again, Baby C is real cute. Sugar highs are the best


  8. This is why we have children. I am certin of it. Priceless.


  9. If only our children would act like beloved cartoon characters more often. I’m going to see if I can get my daughter to do a Cornholio impression tonight.


  10. Haha. He fell right asleep last night, but woke up in the middle of the night apparently. I slept through it, though.


  11. Wow my first experience with Bevis and Butthead was very interesting…thank you for the sharing


  12. I always forget how sugar affects little kids. Wonderful! Did you get any photos (for shaming purposes when Baby C is older)?


  13. TP for my almighty bunghole!


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