Day 17 – A song that makes you want to dance
Sorry, ladies. This trooper doesn’t shake his groove thang. He simply watches from the booth and laughs while slowly succumbing to spirits.
Dancing just isn’t my thing. Never has been. I’ll sometimes bob my head to the beat of a song I’m feeling. I’ll occasionally tap my toes. Often I’ll tap my fingers to the beat of the drum. But I just don’t dance. I don’t like to do it – probably because I know I’ll be making an ass of myself if I try.
There was, however, an incident at Revis’ wedding reception. See, I’m a big fan of the following video, particularly the part at 4m41s (You hafta watch at least those few seconds of the video to understand the humor in the rest of this post.). It’s an outrageous dance move, and I laugh damn near every time I watch this video.
So after a few SoCo and Cokes, when this song came on….well, I performed those same moves. And it was a hit. EVERYONE was coming up to me the rest of the night, asking me to do it just one more time. Even at the after-party, I had cousins coming up to me asking me to do the stupid dance again. I told them I needed the song to inspire me, and I’ll be damned if they didn’t find it somehow and play it. Fuckers.
Anyhow, here’s that damned song (which is unfathomably catchy)…Cotton Eyed Joe.


Yee Haw!
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Pretty much. Hey, I was drunk. What can I say?
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I would have paid good money to see you dance.
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You can ask Revis about it. I’m not sure I could pull off that maneuver again.
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True, you might break something. #oldfart
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Indeed.
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I have pictures…..
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NO!
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For just $19.95 you can get these pictures sent directly to you! Act now and we’ll also throw in a picture of Twindaddy’s favorite shoe!
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FUCK THAT SHOE.
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You’re kidding!? OMG.
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And here I thought that was something reserved for the cowboys here in redneck land.
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Well, I do live in a diverse area which is pretty much the outskirts of the Cincinnati suburban area, so there ARE a lot of rednecks around here. And sadly, they’re still all too proud to put a dixie flag on fucking everything.
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My condolences.
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Yeah….idiots.
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Cotton Eyed Joe is a good one to dance to … Oh, the memories.
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Yes, there are many fond memories from that night.
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Awesome.
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Girls like boys who will dance with them, at least to the slow ones. All you have to do is wrap your arms around them and shuffle your feet you know.
I utterly loved the videos!
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Yeah, I know they do. Still, it’s not something I enjoy.
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Sometimes, you do things you don’t enjoy because well because you want to please another person you know? The world operates in strange and wonderful ways when we get outside of our own heads.
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Oh, I know. Trust me, I’ve done my fair share of things I don’t enjoy for another person’s satisfaction.
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I suspect that is true. Said it before, you are a nice man.
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Thank you. I try my best to be.
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I love this – I taught 30 of my students this a few years ago and they performed it when they graduated… One of my favourite things I’ve ever done on teaching!
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Ha! That’s awesome!
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LOVE that video! Oh my gosh. Now I picture you doing that dance hehe.
I have a bit too many songs that spark my dancing mood. 🙂
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I have no doubt. You’re a dancing fool!
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I am not!!!
Okay. Maybe you’re right…
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I’m pretty sure I’m right. This time…
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Hahaha. You’re right. This time,
Oh hey! I was browsing the tweets I favorite a few days back and I have a confession from you that you love…The Wizard Hat.
^_^
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Lies! All lies!
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Mwhuahahah! I’m going to send you a screensot later.
It’s time to transfer a sketch for me. Well, first food.
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Yes, I just had to eat, too. My tummy was yelling at me.
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I read “my tummy was yodeling at me.”
I probably need to sleep.
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I’d run away if my tummy started yodeling.
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But how? Your tummy is inside of you…
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I’d figure it out!
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Let me know please!!!
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Will do…
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How kind!
^_^
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When I first read this and watched the first video I thought you’d done the whole routine! Ready to be well impressed. That guy can dance.
I did chuckle at the idea of you being compromised into a repeat performance of those awesome moves.
Go on, let it all hang out. Dancing’s fun and nobody has see you if you don’t want them to. That’s what living rooms are for. And whiskey and coke. 🙂
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I?m all about whiskey and coke, but dancing just ain’t my style.
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This song is a between-innings staple at many ballparks when they want to put fans dancing like idiots on the Jumbotron…. I reserve my dance moves for when I’m listening to stuph at home by myself.
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As do I, if for some inexplicable reason I feel the need to “move it, move it.”
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This comment made me laugh, because it’s true. They played this at a game. People started dancing and pointing at themselves on the monitor. The group I was with sat with horrified expressions on our faces.
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Kauffman Stadium in Kansas City is the absolute worst place for this. It seems like they have nothing better to do between innings than pan the camera around to random fans so they can be “famous” on the Jumbotron. They even have an “Oblivious Cam”, where a timer keeps track of the amount of time it takes for someone schmuck they picked out to finally realize they’re being shown on the videoboard in front of 20,000+. I wonder if the middle finger would ever be appropriate for situations like this?
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More than appropriate. If you want to be invited back, do the subtle route. I got something in my eye and had to get it out. I was totally oblivious to being on the oblivious camera…guess it works…so sorry.
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Ha! Would have loved to see that but can only imagine. Usually, I’m dragged onto the dance floor by people who won’t take no for an answer. Sometimes it even turns out fun…gasp
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Fun?? What is the nonsense of which you speak?
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I’ll have to let you know the next time it happens. I try to avoid it but sometimes it catches me.
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Damn…
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I have an outstanding federal injunction against me that prevents me from dancing in any way. Long story.
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I need one of those.
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Ok…now I need YouTube footage of that one!
For me the classic shake my ass songs are baby got back (classic!), yeah by Usher and boom boom pow by the black eyed peas. God help me if the wine is flowin’ when I hear those songs!! 🙂
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I love Yeah. Lil Jon cracks me up in that song.
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Love the video.
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Yay!
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ahaha! Love it! I can teach you how to dance young grasshopper!
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I have no desire to learn how to dance.
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I understand
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I have seen that video a few times and I love it! That dude has some talent, and balls! Is there a chance your drunken Cotton Eyed Joe is available on video somewhere? Pleeeeease…..
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Haha, no. Thank gawd.
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Giddy up!
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Yeehaw!
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😉
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Sounds like the perfect opportunity to start a VLOG
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Nope. I wear a mask for a reason.
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Well you know masks don’t keep people from dancing or doing videos.
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I don’t dance, either. Except when REALLY drunk.
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Ok so you dance all the time then??? 😉 lol j/k
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I’m only partially drunk most of the time. Not REALLY drunk. Duh.
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