It’s hump daaaaaaaaaay! The middlest day of the week. It’s downhill from here. Well, until we come upon the next hill. It’s all cyclical, isn’t it? Sigh…
Wednesday is my self-appointed day to expose the inner-workings of my mind for all to see. A documentary of sorts. Or something. I’m just making shit up now. Let’s get to the questions, shall we?
If you could go back and visit any time period, what time would you travel to and why?
Honestly, I wouldn’t want to go back too far in time because I wouldn’t want to live without modern conveniences such as plumbing, telephones, and electricity. I’ve gotten too used to such things and I take them for granted. Honestly, I’d probably go back to the 60’s just to see first-hand all of the changes our country endured during that decade.
If you could have three wishes granted for you alone, what would they be? This is a time for you to dream and have fun.
- Lose weight.
- Win the lottery.
- More wishes.
Wanting something to quench your thirst, what would you drink?
Water. Boring, I know, but water is really the only thing I drink besides alcohol and coffeh.
If you watch TV what are your favorite three television shows?
I haven’t watched TV regularly in years. When I did I watched CBS’s Monday night line up of How I Met Your Mother, Two Broke Girls, Two and a Half Men, and Mike and Molly.
Another interrogation in the books! Thank you, Cee, for lending your cunning interrogation skills for blog fodder purposes. If you, dearest Maphia, would like to share your world, head on over to Cee’s Photography and link up with us. After all, inquiring minds want to know.
Mental Defecation 
More wishes!! And you don’t drink soda? I’m addicted to diet orange crush. sad, but true.
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Nope. I haven’t drank pop regularly for about 10 years now. Though if I have some Southern Comfort to consume I’ll drink some Coke. 😉
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Iced coffee keeps me from losing it at work. Every day. 🙂
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Yay for coffeh!!
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yes on water. and alcohol. and coffee.
YAY for no pop / soda. That stuff is plain nasty.
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Yes. And unbelievably unhealthy, which is why I quit drinking it in the first place.
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Good on ya, dude!
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I get one right every now and again.
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That’s all any of us can hope for, right?
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I suppose so.
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About the only time I drink straight water is when I have to have my meds checked and shrinky-poo requests a fasting blood draw. Fucking hate water. It’s good for making other stuph, but that’s it in my opinion.
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I had to train myself to drink water. I didn’t used to like it either.
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You’re a better dude than me. I’ll stick to my cigarettes and sweet tea, thanks.
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Well, I was a different person 10 years ago, too….
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Yeah, I was a different dude, too. 😉
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No doubt.
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We could have went to Woodstock. Hippies rule.
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Hahaha! In some aspects, yes hippies rule.
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Not the hairy legs and armpits, though.
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Yeah. I can’t not do personal hygiene.
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We would have been the least stinkeh of them all.
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Werd.
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Shaving cream, so nice and clean.
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Yay to water. That humpday pic is fucking awesome hilarious. Even I can’t say Ick to that.
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It IS phunneh!
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When you go back to the 60’s, say hello to me…
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Would I be brave enough to do so? I don’t know…
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I was born in 1960… so at the most I was 10 years old… so you should be okay
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We’ll see. Or something.
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you could give me some good advice…
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You wouldn’t listen. Hell, I wouldn’t listen.
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I would listen to a guy in a Storm Trooper outfit before the movies even came out
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give it a shot
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Yes on the 60’s
I would qualify the water, Clean Water
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Well, that’s assumed.
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Assume nothing. Think fire in the faucets and assume nothing especially when thinking in terms of wishes.
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I’m not wishing for water. Just saying that when I say I drink water it can be assumed I mean clean water.
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I must have misread, but okay.
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It’s all good.
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I could have gone my whole life without the camels humping, dude…even if it is funny. I have to make myself drink water and sometimes add lemon to it but it is really the best thing when you’re thirsty. As for coffee, can’t live without it.
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Hahaha, but funny! C’mon, Sandy!
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Don’t drink the water. Tap, this is. And, not cause it does or does not effect your brain. Coffee with good water. Rock it. Alcohol . . . Only if it does not turn to ice. Then, my friend, one knows there is a problem. Hump Day rocks when one can wrap their head around the concept of time. I cannot. Yet, still, don’t drink the water. : )
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Your comment has utterly confused me. Well played, madame.
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I’m not an actress, but thanks anyway.
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And you continue… 😉
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Nor a puppet. Nor a director. These are all chosen facets . . . But, don’t sell out the writer. : )
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What DO you sell?
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Take it or leave. Just another BS way of life, but hey, tis’ life. Personally, wouldn’t want or need it any other way. Whatever resonates, resonates. But, then again, this is very personal. What is personal, who the fuck really knows anymore. No pun intended. 😉
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I’m obviously not drunk enough for this conversation yet.
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I have never understood said word. Never will.
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Not drunk either, just a certified or non-certified freak. : )
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Um, congrats?
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pmsl at lovely Pocahontas and you. Need to check her out. Kinda the way my brain works at times. Sweet.
And good on the water and coffee. Fizzy drinks should only be consumed if they’re necessary to dilute the taste of whiskey or it comes as champagne. Champagne!
And the lottery sucks. Two feckin’ weeks worth of sucks. Not a single number. So work on. Minus the summer holidays. Bloody disgrace. I’d join a union!
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HAHAHA! Pocahontas doesn’t have a blog, sadly. I’ve tried to talk her into writing, but she hasn’t taken the bait yet.
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What! She should be writing a la Helena. There’s a strong similarity there.
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I offered her a spot here long ago, but she declined.
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Shame. I like her meanderings.
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I know…
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OMG Really!! After a year of blogging and seeing it everywhere I only just fecking figured out what ‘hump’ day is. I thought, that’s a weird holiday that it happens once a week. So never mind anything else you wrote, which is awesome as usual, thanks for explaining hump day. It’s not, as I am sure you can guess, something we have over here on the Emerald Isle, and hump means two totally different things so that’s probably not a bad thing!
I’m away now to repeatedly bang my head against a brick wall and atone for my stupidity! 🙂
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Bwahahahahaha!
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Ah now stop, it’s not fun to mock the intellectually impaired lol
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Oh, sorry. I’ll do it privately then.
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Hmmm…. this is so bad I have to name and shame myself ffs lol
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LMAO
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I’m a water drinker, but I do have coffee in the morning. No pop/soda though. I also just quit smoking a month ago.
I would also choose the 60s, take Mer with me and we would be in the midst of Beatlemania.
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Ohhhhhh…I didn’t think about that.
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It would be a blast!
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Yes, it would.
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My guilty pleasure is Survivor. I’ve never missed an episode. Not one. Don’t judge me. Tomorrow night I’m seeing an Ionesco play starring Michael Shannon. I cover the entertainment spectrum.
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I tried watching Survivor once. ONCE!
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Do you know what that makes you?
NORMAL.
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Yep, water, coffee and whisky – not necessarily in that order and sometimes even together. Ha!
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Woohoo!!
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Wow – we couldn’t be more different! I only drink water when I am absolutely forced into it (even the distilled water hubby makes for us all the time). I hope you’re not one of those people who only drink bottled water! I watch a lot of TV (besides blogging, gaming & reading it’s my only entertainment) because I don’t get out much anymore, but I never watched any of the shows you watch.
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I do drink bottled water, but not exclusively. I’ll drink tap water, too.
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