You know how sometimes words come falling out of your mouth before your brain has a chance to evaluate them? Yeah, that sucks.
So, I went to the grocery store earlier because groceries don’t just show up at my doorstep. I mean, this 2014, right? Why the fuck isn’t that happening?
Anyhow, after I rounded up my groceries and paid for them, I was heading out to my car when I happened upon a person I knew. Happy coincidence, right?
That’s when my mouth betrayed me.
“Hey!” I greeted her enthusiastically.
“Hey,” she responded.
“What are you doing here?”
Now, this is when I did a mental facepalm. It’s a fucking grocery store, moron, I chided myself. She’s getting groceries.
And, of course, she was taken aback by my stupid question and slowly replied, “Um, I’m shopping. Just like everyone else here.”
I just walked away before I made a bigger ass of myself. Well, that and I needed to get home before the game started.
Thank you, mouth, for making me look like a total moron. Asshole.