21 Years
I didn’t know what I wanted to do after I graduated high school. I knew what I was supposed to do, though. I was to pick a college, bury myself in student loans, and [...]
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I Shouldn’t Have Laughed…
Well, well. Take a look at this place. It’s in such a state of disrepair. The banners haven’t been updated in a couple of years. Well, I just looked again and [...]
A Brave Farewell
I haven’t written regularly in ages. I haven’t had the urge. Even when I get an idea in my head for a post, a lack of motivation kills whatever ideas I may have [...]
You Couldn’t Let Me Be
Familiar urge rises again Call of nature strikes and then Make a run for the commode For relief I must unload Like an orca hunting seals There you are nipping at my heels [...]
The Accidental Name Change
When I began working for that company, whose name rhymes with Ball Mart, back in the mid 90’s (why, yes, I’m feeling old) it wasn’t long before I [...]
I Didn’t Write This Poem
I didn’t type this sentence I didn’t write a word I decided to try something Utterly absurd My fingers aren’t moving My keyboard sits alone For all you know [...]
10 Things You Didn’t Know About the Star Wars Universe
You can scour the internet for hours searching for useless Star Wars facts and never run out of material to read. Star Wars is an uncontrolled locomotive of popularity and [...]
A Neighbor’s Rant
One of the things I love most about Spring and Autumn is the temperature. It’s not too hot and not too cold. It’s juuuuust right. It means I don’t need to turn on the [...]
The Racist Register
Once upon a time, in a retail store not so far away, I was working the customer service desk of a major retailer. I was a manager at the time, but the store was busy so I was [...]
Throwing the book at stigma
Hey y’all. I’ve been here before, and loved it so much I’ve persuaded Scott to let me come back. Not to muck around this time, though – I have [...]
