Anecdotes

21 Years

October 6, 2017 // 11 Comments

I didn’t know what I wanted to do after I graduated high school. I knew what I was supposed to do, though. I was to pick a college, bury myself in student loans, and [...]

Run Like Ya Itch, Fool!

November 3, 2015 // 20 Comments

My brother and I like to throw random movie quotes into our conversations. I’m not sure how that came to be, but it is an undeniable fact. Often when we converse others [...]

A Haunting Decision

January 31, 2015 // 61 Comments

Blogging openly means sometimes sharing things you’re not really comfortable sharing, but you share them anyhow because 1) it’s free therapy and 2) sharing your [...]

How Gauche

December 4, 2014 // 12 Comments

Another post commemorating 15 years of twins. This was originally posted 2/20/2012. On Saturday the wifey took Baby C and went out shopping with her mom, so it was just me [...]

Becoming Twindaddy

December 3, 2014 // 57 Comments

Life-changing moments are just that. Obviously. They change your life and have a lasting impact on you for the remainder of your days. I have experienced many such moments, [...]

I’m Not a Genius

December 2, 2014 // 40 Comments

Another post celebrating 15 years of twins. This hilarious anecdote was originally published on 1-8-2012. The twins and I were in the living room watching football. I [...]

Once Upon a Time

December 1, 2014 // 31 Comments

The twins turn 15 this in a couple of days, so I thought I’d commemorate the occasion by telling stories about them this week. I carry with me many fond memories of the [...]

The Claw

November 20, 2014 // 33 Comments

My father is a craftsman. He likes to build things and he’s very good at it. He’s finished at least a section of every basement he’s ever owned. Every place he’s ever [...]