Run Like Ya Itch, Fool!
My brother and I like to throw random movie quotes into our conversations. I’m not sure how that came to be, but it is an undeniable fact. Often when we converse others [...]
Anecdotes
A Haunting Decision
Blogging openly means sometimes sharing things you’re not really comfortable sharing, but you share them anyhow because 1) it’s free therapy and 2) sharing your [...]
That Song That Made Me Cry
Darkness blanketed the scenery. Not a single cloud littered the night sky. The stars wanly illuminated the frosty landscape. The trees were barren. The grass alternating [...]
How Gauche
Another post commemorating 15 years of twins. This was originally posted 2/20/2012. On Saturday the wifey took Baby C and went out shopping with her mom, so it was just me [...]
Becoming Twindaddy
Life-changing moments are just that. Obviously. They change your life and have a lasting impact on you for the remainder of your days. I have experienced many such moments, [...]
I’m Not a Genius
Another post celebrating 15 years of twins. This hilarious anecdote was originally published on 1-8-2012. The twins and I were in the living room watching football. I [...]
Once Upon a Time
The twins turn 15 this in a couple of days, so I thought I’d commemorate the occasion by telling stories about them this week. I carry with me many fond memories of the [...]
Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door (or more likely, Hell’s Gate)
I made it through my life without ever having the flu until 2008. What a horrible illness that is. High fever. No energy. No appetite. Sore throat. Runny nose. You pretty [...]
The Claw
My father is a craftsman. He likes to build things and he’s very good at it. He’s finished at least a section of every basement he’s ever owned. Every place he’s ever [...]
Next Year I’m Taking a Dump
Shenanigans ensue when my mom’s side of the family gets together. We’ve long had a tradition of getting drunk and playing board games on our trips to the Motor [...]
