Survey says…WTF?

June 4, 2016 // 20 Comments

Anyone remember MySpace? It was the first big social media website. At least, I think it was. It was the first one I was a member of. (Hehe, member <—Beavis and [...]

The Racist Register

November 7, 2015 // 18 Comments

Once upon a time, in a retail store not so far away, I was working the customer service desk of a major retailer. I was a manager at the time, but the store was busy so I was [...]

Run Like Ya Itch, Fool!

November 3, 2015 // 20 Comments

My brother and I like to throw random movie quotes into our conversations. I’m not sure how that came to be, but it is an undeniable fact. Often when we converse others [...]

Accidentally On Purpose

June 4, 2015 // 32 Comments

Accidentally On Purpose (complex adjective) – when you attempt to do something and end up doing something completely different instead So I was having a serious [...]

I See My Pee!

April 18, 2015 // 29 Comments

I woke up this morning early and a little under the weather. Evidently something I ingested last night had an argument with my digestive system and my digestive system lost. [...]