Interview With a Trooper – Episode IX
Well hello there! It’s time again for me to answer questions from some strange person on the internet because evidently I have nothing better to do. Okay, nothing [...]
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Interview With a Trooper – Episode VIII
It’s been a bit since I’ve posted an interview segment (because reasons), so I figured I’d get another post on the wall. How’s everyone doing?? What [...]
You Couldn’t Let Me Be
Familiar urge rises again Call of nature strikes and then Make a run for the commode For relief I must unload Like an orca hunting seals There you are nipping at my heels [...]
The Accidental Name Change
When I began working for that company, whose name rhymes with Ball Mart, back in the mid 90’s (why, yes, I’m feeling old) it wasn’t long before I [...]
I Didn’t Write This Poem
I didn’t type this sentence I didn’t write a word I decided to try something Utterly absurd My fingers aren’t moving My keyboard sits alone For all you know [...]
10 Things You Didn’t Know About the Star Wars Universe
You can scour the internet for hours searching for useless Star Wars facts and never run out of material to read. Star Wars is an uncontrolled locomotive of popularity and [...]
The Racist Register
Once upon a time, in a retail store not so far away, I was working the customer service desk of a major retailer. I was a manager at the time, but the store was busy so I was [...]
Accidentally On Purpose
Accidentally On Purpose (complex adjective) – when you attempt to do something and end up doing something completely different instead So I was having a serious [...]
I See My Pee!
I woke up this morning early and a little under the weather. Evidently something I ingested last night had an argument with my digestive system and my digestive system lost. [...]
How Gauche
Another post commemorating 15 years of twins. This was originally posted 2/20/2012. On Saturday the wifey took Baby C and went out shopping with her mom, so it was just me [...]
