The Racist Register

November 7, 2015 // 18 Comments

Once upon a time, in a retail store not so far away, I was working the customer service desk of a major retailer. I was a manager at the time, but the store was busy so I was [...]

Accidentally On Purpose

June 4, 2015 // 32 Comments

Accidentally On Purpose (complex adjective) – when you attempt to do something and end up doing something completely different instead So I was having a serious [...]

I See My Pee!

April 18, 2015 // 29 Comments

I woke up this morning early and a little under the weather. Evidently something I ingested last night had an argument with my digestive system and my digestive system lost. [...]

How Gauche

December 4, 2014 // 12 Comments

Another post commemorating 15 years of twins. This was originally posted 2/20/2012. On Saturday the wifey took Baby C and went out shopping with her mom, so it was just me [...]