We are constantly aging. Every day, you're older than you were the day before. When you return from work in the evening (or whenever you return from work), you're older than when you went in. When your favorite song ends, you're older than when it began playing. By the time you reach the end of … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: Aging
*Composed and posted from my phone. Please excuse any grammatical errors. Mistakes. We all make them. From time to time we make a judgement call that ends up hurting others. Sometimes, we make a decision to do what is best for us which is not necessarily best for those whom we love. Sometimes the mistakes … Continue reading Thoughts From The Throne: Mistakes
Wow. Its been a long time. I haven't posted from the throne in ages. That makes me sad. It's like, what have I been doing with my life? Oh, yeah. Sucking at it. Anyway, I've been feeling a lot better mentally these past few weeks and I thought I'd offer some helpful tips which helped … Continue reading Thoughts From the Throne: Road to Recovery
I'm going to go way, way out on a limb and assume that anyone that has wits enough to read and comprehend these words also knows that when the temperature outside drops to a certain point that you can see your own breath. As I child I was particularly enamored by this. While chilling (see … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: Can you see it?
My current life circumstances are as follows: I live with my in-laws. They only allow the twins over to the house every other weekend. On Mondays and Wednesdays I have to find something else to do with them so we normally end up going out to eat and spending the rest of the night at … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: Baby Cornholio
"A butt ban!" you're most certainly thinking, "Has Twindaddy lost his mind?" Yes I have, dearest reader, but that's not relevant to this post. Well, maybe it is. Look, I'm not sure. Whatever. Moving on... You see, I'm not thinking of anything so ludicrous as banning shapely, luscious butts. Neither am I thinking of banning … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: Butt Ban
On my way home from work, I was stopped at one of the many stoplights I must traverse through when I noticed the ugliest thing: there was a woman walking the sidewalk wearing a solid gray shirt with vertically striped blue and white capris. I'll wait here whilst you imagine this vomit-inducing sight. You back? … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: Chain of Fail
Recently, I've been engrossed in many things; mainly books and video games. I've immersed myself into the worlds of Mass Effect, Dragon Age, and Star Wars. When I'm not engrossed in those things I'm either at work or playing with my children. A question has popped up somewhere in the back of my mind often … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: Reality Sucks
So today is Easter. I had a nice day. My mother-in-law came over to visit Baby C. He had a fun time with his basket full of goodies. Mostly he enjoyed the plastic eggs. He would put them all in the basket and take them all back out of the basket. Then he took them … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: Easter
I know, I know. I've neglected the blog for a few days. In my defense I was home all day Thursday with Baby A who was diagnosed with strep throat, so that was fun. Friday was a really shitty day at work and by the time I was home I just didn't feel like writing … Continue reading Thoughts from the Throne: STFU!
Mental Defecation 