Interview With a Trooper – Would You Rather Edition
I’ve had these questions just sitting in my drafts folder for ages, but I’ve been too busy working and/or being depressed by this stupid-ass year to answer them. [...]
Humor
Interview With a Trooper – Part 33 1/3
Welcome to the continuing saga of an almost 350 question interview which I have decided to break down into parts because I’m lazy, don’t feel like answering them [...]
21 Years
I didn’t know what I wanted to do after I graduated high school. I knew what I was supposed to do, though. I was to pick a college, bury myself in student loans, and [...]
I Shouldn’t Have Laughed…
Well, well. Take a look at this place. It’s in such a state of disrepair. The banners haven’t been updated in a couple of years. Well, I just looked again and [...]
You Couldn’t Let Me Be
Familiar urge rises again Call of nature strikes and then Make a run for the commode For relief I must unload Like an orca hunting seals There you are nipping at my heels [...]
I Didn’t Write This Poem
I didn’t type this sentence I didn’t write a word I decided to try something Utterly absurd My fingers aren’t moving My keyboard sits alone For all you know [...]
10 Things You Didn’t Know About the Star Wars Universe
You can scour the internet for hours searching for useless Star Wars facts and never run out of material to read. Star Wars is an uncontrolled locomotive of popularity and [...]
6 Things That Should Be Possible
Someone once asked me what impossible things I believe in. There’s not much I believe in, to be honest. I believe in the healing power of laughter. I believe one person can [...]
Think You’re Cut Out For Being a Stormtrooper? Take This Quiz!
So you’ve seen Star Wars once or 58,327,459,473 times and you’re thinking to yourself, “That stormtrooper gig looks pretty easy. Plus, that armor is [...]
10 Things I Would Totally Do If I Had Jedi Powers
Have you ever been arguing with someone and just wanted to force-choke that bitch because he or she just wasn’t getting it? Have you ever tried your best to talk [...]
