Editorials

My Children Trump You

November 16, 2015 // 16 Comments

On a cold, dreary December morning in 1999, my life was drastically and irrevocably changed. I was blessed with not one, but two children within a span of 60 seconds. It [...]

Longing for a Solution

October 9, 2015 // 19 Comments

There has been a lot of discussion (again) regarding gun control in the wake of the latest mass shooting (again?) in this insipid country. We have a crowd on the left [...]

In The Heat of the Moment

August 18, 2015 // 40 Comments

I first heard that quote (okay, I first read that quote) a couple of months ago. It was recited by Jaime Lee Curtis in an anti-bullying ad. Evidently, that phrase has been [...]

So Long, Dixie

June 23, 2015 // 42 Comments

It was just past midnight. I had worked well past my scheduled time, and as gratitude for that my boss offered me a ride home. I accepted.  We approached his car, a teal [...]

Can everyone just STFU?

May 5, 2015 // 36 Comments

Something that’s becoming increasing clearer the older I get is that the world is full of self-righteous assholes, and none of them are ever wrong. Every self-righteous [...]

A Sad State of Affairs

April 13, 2015 // 77 Comments

Hello, there. Remember me? I’m that guy who masquerades as a stormtrooper. What’s funny about that is the plastic stormtrooper armor is about as effective for [...]