My current life circumstances are as follows:
- I live with my in-laws.
- They only allow the twins over to the house every other weekend. On Mondays and Wednesdays I have to find something else to do with them so we normally end up going out to eat and spending the rest of the night at my mom’s house.
- My wife is working second shift now, so I have Baby C, too.
All caught up? Good. We’ll carry on.
Tonight we ate at Golden Corral. For those of you not familiar, it is a buffet steakhouse, similar to Ryan’s. Their desert bar includes a chocolate fountain.
Baby C loves chocolate covered strawberries. So tonight, he got some. Roughly eight of them. And that’s when it happened.
He started clenching his fists and shaking them. He began violently shaking his head. He started yelling incoherent things like, “Ching. Chong. Chang.” He was uncontrollably kicking his feet.
Yes, Baby C was in the midst of a sugar high. And in this case, the “c” stood for Cornholio.
Mental Defecation 
Sorry? I was laughing my ass off!
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Now I’m going to have “I am Cornholio” in my head all night….thanks for that….lol.
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You’re quite welcome.
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It’s the Beavis and Butthead laughs that get me….my ex’s kids used to do it all the time because they knew it drove me nuts….lol.
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I used to do it all the time, too. I just thought it was funny, though…
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I can picture that….lol.
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And for some reason I still find it funny and randomly do it while standing next to strangers in the store.
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Lol
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Cannot be helped. It’s like they’re asking for it!
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Do you have t.p. for my bunghole? IRONICALLY, I was going to make two of my tag blog questions as follows:
1) Are you Senor Conholio?
2) Do you have TP for my bunghole
But I changed my mind at the last minute… dang!
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Why would you NOT go with those?
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Um….because I didn’t want to steal your thunder?
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I have no thunder. Especially compared to you.
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Well, from what I read this morning, it seems you would like to see what kind of thunder comes from behind….
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Oh…THAT kind of thunder. Now I’m embarrassed.
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Oh Lord.
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Hahaha.
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Didn’t they help host the MTV Awards one year, Beavis and Butthead? Not the worst men to try to be like.
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Not at all. They saved the world once. Or something along those lines.
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Butthead almost made out with Chelsea Clinton while saving the world too. Those are high aspirations for any man.
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True. Very true.
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You have NO idea how this made me laugh. Thanks for perfect timing.
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You? I was laughing my ass off while it happened. He was shaking just…like…cornholio. I have no idea where the ching chang chong shit came from. I’ve never heard him say that shit before.
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LMAO, could have been anywhere. Or maybe he just decided he was gonna make you laugh.
Loved the video too. Seriously, this entire post was like a boss…
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All done with the WordPress android app… 😉
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L.A., in my 20’s, Beavis and Butt-head on the big screen. Life was good. Cornholio was great.
Denmother
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I concur. Like a doctor. Cornholio is the shit.
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Haha! I need TP for my bunghole!
Again, Baby C is real cute. Sugar highs are the best
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It was quite hilarious.
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This is why we have children. I am certin of it. Priceless.
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*certain
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It was soooo hilarious.
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If only our children would act like beloved cartoon characters more often. I’m going to see if I can get my daughter to do a Cornholio impression tonight.
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Chocolate covered strawberries. It works.
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Haha. He fell right asleep last night, but woke up in the middle of the night apparently. I slept through it, though.
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His mother told me…
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Wow my first experience with Bevis and Butthead was very interesting…thank you for the sharing
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I always forget how sugar affects little kids. Wonderful! Did you get any photos (for shaming purposes when Baby C is older)?
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Plenty.
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TP for my almighty bunghole!
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Are you threatening me??
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haha cornholio
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