When I emerged from the shower this morning I was assaulted by the sounds of Baby A singing while he got dressed. Sadly, both of the twins inherited their mother’s gruesome singing voice. I kindly stepped into his room, and told him his singing sounded as good as his bed head looked, and that he needed to stop. Especially since C was still sleeping.
“But I sing like a boss!” he claimed.
“You know, bosses are normally assholes, and they can be fired,” I countered.
“Did your boss get fired?” B butted in.
“No. But he should be.”
Before they could utter any more sarcastic – and completely unfunny – retorts, I exited the room so I could finish getting ready for work. And that was the end of it. For them.
I normally ponder many a thing during my morning commute, and this morning was no different. Specifically, I was pondering how the phrase “Like a boss” caught on. Let’s face it. Most of us don’t like our bosses. Most of them are either an asshole, lazy, stupid, or a frankensteinian combination of all three. Since I began working almost 20 years ago I’ve only had a handful of bosses I’ve respected. A majority of them have not only been incapable of adequately performing their job, but they also displayed other personality defects like sexism, racism, or favoritism. It seems a lot of the people smart enough to be bosses are also smart enough to know they don’t want the responsibility that comes with it, so the idiots get promoted.
So having pondered all of the above, I again began wondering exactly why bosses have become all the rage recently. Why would we want to do anything like a boss? Why, when we excel at something, do we do it “Like a boss?” Why, when we vehemently agree with something someone has said, do we bossnod? I’ve been a boss before and it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Managing people is like being an adoptive parent to a bunch of whiny-ass, adult children. He makes more money than meeeeeeee. I don’t get enough hourrrrrrrrrssss. Please don’t fire me for coming in late for the 84675th time. Why do I hafta mop and so-and-so doesn’t? I don’t wannaaaaaaa.
Bosses suck. Being a boss sucks.
As I normally do when I don’t understand something, I turned to Google. I ran into a Wikipedia article that claims the term “Like a Boss” was popularized by a Saturday Night Live digital short released in 2009, featuring Andy Samberg and Seth Rogan. Considering SNL hasn’t been funny since the late 70’s, my curiosity was still not satiated. So I watched the video, and I gotta say, I’d have enjoyed wiping my ass with sandpaper more than watching that video. That is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever seen. So stupid, in fact, that I refuse to link to it here because I refuse to subject people I like to that idiocy.
So, having ascertained the origins of this phrase, I’m extremely unlikely to ever use it again. I feel dumber for having watched that video, and I refuse to give the impression that I thought it was funny by ever uttering the words “like a boss” again. I also don’t wish to give the impression I think anything Seth Rogan has ever been a part of is funny. Because no.
Okay. Well, one last time then.
I nicked *bossnods* off Laura, except she puts it differently. I like that 🙂
Maybe it has more (or shoultg have more) to do with the ‘bosses’ at the end of comupter game levels.
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YES! If that’s what it was referring to I would totally get it, but the video all this spawned from has nothing to do with that.
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No I know 😦 Ah well.
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Oh? You’ve seen it? I’m sorry.
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No I haven’t, I just read what you said about it and understood the term’s heritage 😉
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Ohhhhh…..I see. Well, then, take this simple advice….DON’T EVER WATCH THAT INSIPID VIDEO!!
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I can promise you now that I WON’T 😀
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You shall rue it if you do.
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I hate ruing stuff. I think I’m about to write something I’m gonna….not rue, but hate writing. Because it’s one of those horrible Hard Truth things. And it’s not a nice one.
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Uh oh…
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I’ve never heard the phrase “like a boss.” I’ve heard “like THE boss” — as in Springsteen.
But now I will date myself. When I was in grammar school, folks would say “that’s BOSS! This was some years before “cool” and after “neat-o.”
I hate being old. But I do like my boss …
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Elyse, you are lucky to have a boss you like. I haven’t had one of those in ages.
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Tell us how you really feel. Love it! : )
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Was I unclear? Should I use ALL CAPS!?
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“the people smart enough to be bosses are also smart enough to know they don’t want the responsibility that comes with it, so the idiots get promoted.”
All the yesses in the universe couldn’t come out of my mouth to agree more.
And now I never want to say “Like a boss” again. Although… it could be talking about a boss monster…like King Koopa in Super Mario Brothers. Okay, I changed my mind. I’m going with that theory. Like a boss. (But like King Koopa and not my actual job boss.)
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King Koopa is a bad ass boss. Still, I think the perception would be that I’m on board with the SNL skit, and homey don’t play dat.
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Very clear and funny ta boot. : )
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Yay!
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I -Bossnod- quite frequently…but I also have enjoyed the management positions I have been in. That being said, I now understand that I am perhaps more odd than I thought.
But I rock as a manager.
-Bossnod-
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I have no doubt. You give good commands.
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It’s quite amazing, but the husband is the only person who has been able to bring out the minuscule side of me that is submissive.
Hey, everyone has to have a boss, right?
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I’d like to think so, but there are a few who don’t.
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Only the pompous assholes of this world thinks they don’t have a boss (whether that boss be a person, idea, personality trait, bad habit, etc.). Every body is run by something.
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My boss is only three years old…
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But he’s so darn cute!
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That he is. No argument there.
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I like to throw out ‘like a boss’ in public while the kids are around. I embarrass the shit out of them… like a boss.
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I can’t bring myself to embarrass my kids since I remember how my parents did it to me. I probably should, but I just can’t.
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Never knew it came from SNL. I don’t really watch live TV and never bothered to catch the Hulu of it, so count me in the not a watcher list. I always thought the expression was in reference to Bruce Springsteen, lol.
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That would be better than what it is now. I’m not a Springsteen fan, but Rogen just irritates me.
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Ha– I’ve never thought about it, but it’s so true. Of course if I say “like a boss,” meaning MY actual boss then it’s like saying “like a 60 year old man who lives like a druid but drives a BMW.” So that’s confusing.
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See?? It’s totes nonsensical.
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I love to be a boss, actually. And people (including contractors) come back to work me so I can’t be all that bad…right!?
I’m doubtful that expression came from SNL…I think it’s been around a lot longer than that?
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It was around before that, but the SNL skit popularized it.
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SNL hasn’t been funny since the 70’s? C’mon, don’t be a cynic.
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It hasn’t. Not to me…
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Then you have no soul.
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Or is it the other way around?
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I can honestly say that I have never used the phrase and it’s because I didn’t understand the why behind it either. Thanks for doing all the research for me!!
I’m lucky to have an awesome boss. He’s fair, kind, smart and has a ton of common sense. He also is a husband and father to three girls. Poor guy–our entire team is comprised of him and 5 women. He handles it well. Like a boss 😉
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I see what you did there…
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And…my last sentence just made my first one a lie! Nothing like messing up in front of friends 🙂
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I’ve been living under a rock….I’ve never even heard that phrase. Sigh….I really do work too much. (very unlike a boss)
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You weren’t missing anything.
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I’d admit. I have used the term. How frequently. Don’t ask. How frequently have I actually watched SNL? Hmm when was the last time I played runescape? About a few years ago. I think why people think its funny is because of its stupidity. Although I admit it has it moments but most of the time the jokes are lame or unfunny. Hell, I miss watching mad tv and dave chappelle show (censored version).
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I wasn’t very impressed with the few episodes of Madd TV I did see, but there was a one segment called “You know what I hate?” that had me in stitched.
Chappelle Show was good while it lasted.
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Yes it was a good show. As for MadTV the last series finale was bad. When I mean by bad I mean by turn off the tv and go to bed bad.
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That phrase sucks ass like a boss…
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I concur. Like a doctor.
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I miss out on so much pop culture – I hadn’t even heard the phrase before now. Consequently I’ve never used it. i’ve spent more time as boss than not and honestly, I don’t think the few extra dollars are worth the headaches. And in most organizations (at least in trucking) the middle managers are on call 24/7. I’d rather be the driver..
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That’s the worst part about being a boss is having to be constantly available.
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Heh, I remember saying boss…my hairdresser says like a boss, like commented above, only around his kids, and only when they are with friends. It makes kids glare.
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I imagine so.
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How sad is it that the Andy Sandberg song immediately popped into my head when you said the word “boss”?
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I’m sorry you know it well enough to have it pop into your head.
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I’ve never said that and now never will. 🙂 Now, if you were to say, like THE Boss then I would think that you are “all that”. He just turned 65 today, btw.
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I saw that…somewhere. And if that phrase referred to him I could handle it.
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That is a phrase we don’t use in this part of the world…. so no I generally don’t use it. 😉
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You’re so lucky…in that respect.
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I don’t use it. I actually like my current boss though. Is that weird? My last one was enough of a prick for all of eternity though. F’real.
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I don’t normally, either, but I know people who do. And it’s a ridiculously over-used phrase in memes. So I wondered…
You’re lucky to have a cool boss. I wish I had one…
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It’s not that we hate our bosses. Human beings don’t like being lorded over and controlled. That’s the thing people have wrong about wealth. Wealth isn’t a mansion or a pair of $600 shoes. Wealth is FREEDOM from being lorded over and controlled. And being in the position of controlling someone is unnatural and discomforting.
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Some people, a lot of people, enjoy controlling others.
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Actually, now that you mention it, I think that’s true. Sadly, I stand corrected.
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I WISH it were your way…
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Me, too.
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I must be really out of touch – not only do I not use the phrase, I’ve never even heard anyone use it! Maybe it’s a generational thing? Or an American thing?
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I think it’s mainly American. We embrace all kinds of stupidity here.
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It’s not really a thing here in the UK. Thank goodness.
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You’re lucky.
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I was about to say “move here” but the job market sucks right now.
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It’s not much better here, really. ‘Sides, I couldn’t leave my kiddos.
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I hate it myself, but associate it with all of the terms that have been used over the years that don’t make sense when thought about. “That’s cool” and “that’s hot” mean the same thing. “That’s bad” means good. Sharp, smooth, slick… all the same thing. I think in some certain instances, people use those terms to give good meaning to bad words.
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I think humans are just not as smart as we think we are.
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I couldn’t have said it better. Absolutely. BUT, we like to THINK we are, which is what makes us dumber than we should be.
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Indeed. It’s quite a paradox…
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